These r weird stories that I wrote with my friends 1 word at a time (as in they'd say a word, i'd say a word, they'd say a word, i'd say a word and so on!) They're a lil messed but thass ok!

Jeff is a boy who is tall and has red hair. He owns a leopard print g-string and pink bras. He enjoys looking at car magazines and eats out the Senators.... Restaurant. His mom licks his nose and feet. She has a big shoe in Jeff's mouth. Jeff went out with Crystal and Zach at the same time. They got hitched in Vegas six times a day. They have nine daughters and six cats. Jeff gave birth to them all. Jeff is the father of our children. He has a blue mustang in which he calls Candy for booty. His hat is red like his red hair so you can't tell he's wearing a hat. He buries his bones in his pants under a pillow in a tree when his mom comes in. His favourite song is about Noah and the animals he fondled. He smells like roses on a sunny afternoon. He likes to eat pig feet dipped in tartar sauce. I love you Jeff!!! says Crystal every evening at 6. (even if it's not true) One day I want to marry Jeff, said Zach. Jeff giggled like a school girl, his braids bouncing as he bobbed up and down on Zach's............ shoes. Kurt looked up from the floor in the basement (he had fallen through the floor). Jeff decided he needed to get a job and a new whore. So on his way to the butcher shop, he picked up Row on the corner where she worked. Beth was there, too, but Row was the first to say Lookin for a good time, sailor? Jeff laughed girlishly. They drove to the butcher shop with one of the cats driving as they played with toys in the back seat. They watched Dances With Wolves after Hockey Night in Canada (her favourite movie). After they got to the shop, Jeff asked for a job. The manager refused, but hired Row as his hoe (cuz he's a pimp). His name is Brandon Lanthier. There was a wedding of all 3 of them. Beth cried. Oh my baby girl's getting married! she said, referring to Brandon in his revealing white dress. You could see Jeff's cleavage.

 

Once upon a log there lived a Row fly. She was very fat so she went to a gym. When all the people left screaming, Row began to sob so much that the water from her eyes ran all down the side of her butt. Later that night, Crystal met her and punched the wall because she was exasperated. Then the night watchman followed the girls' scent. A big big muscle guy named Jeff grabbed Row, lifting her into his strong arms. She was falling so in a moment Jeff fondled and stroked because horniness. Then Jeff went to Zach's bed and pinned himself on top of Row. They did their thing as they undressed each other with their eyes. Then Row decided to lick Jeff's cocker and find if he had a little thing called Spock. As they were exploring their bodies, Jeff started to make Row giddy. So he worked hard to make Row scream. Her scream came to be too loud that everyone woke up. Later than that time, Zach came to his house ready to nappie but he saw naked friends doing it on his Spiderman. So he went on his horsie and watched those icky people licking each can. Zach touched Row on her nose. After the sex, everyone checked for the new sound of those horny kids and heard "Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh!" after Row finished washing her hair with Herbal Esscenses. When it was over, she took a trip to Dairy Queen and saw people that she knows, so she bought them all ice cream. When she was back home in her bed, she ate a Blizzard shake off of Jeff's toes.

One bright sunny night, Row was walking on the beach. She hummed a tune that went like this: "After you there was a man screaming 'Hello!' as we were dancing and frolicing so gracefully the frogs jumped happily onto Kurt's head. Its slimy tongue gave him a scare. So now he runs into bushes and trees. Within the second date, he loved Ran deeply into passionate. Beth mesmorized the blind man wearing a Sailor Moon speedo. The man's speedo's sagginess was revolting and attractive so every time he ran outside wearing his speedo, women ran to there, grovelling. The men were worshipping the dick of destruction because it was bigger than all the men in China. So we decided to take a bus to China from the Canadian country. We finally chose the pimp to guide us everywhere. We got a ticket to the men's dodgeball game. It was amazingly fun screwing the lightbulbs on the balls! Then when it hit us the ball blew off in Kurt's face. Kurt kissed the monkey's hockey jock. The monkey was doing a dance called: The Hockey Monkey. When my friend Steve came over we played the funny song and danced naked around in the rain and snow. Later we called Derek and made him take his clothes off and run down the road to the store, packed some s'mores and peanut butter. Now Crystal flew over Zach's house and decided to go pee. So Zach told his girlfriend to get outside and strip right there because he was horny. When she stripped, she ran into Row and Jeff in the barn yard. Crystal's friend doesn't like munching on cookies because they taste like goat pee. So here they rest on the gravedigger where they be making a baby.