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Beth: Hello this is me is that u? Bo Peep ur my best friend u know that? N i know i've only known u for a year but it feels like 4ever. All the time I've spent with u has been well worth it. I love ya much hun! N always remember: I'd like to get in his pants! WUT? Who said that? We were seperated at birth (literally) n that's y our noses r so similar (muhahaha) I can't close my mouth! Heeeeeey, can u h-h-hold on a s-s-second? SPAGHETTI! DIVE DIVE! man that makeup was gooey! and our warpaint.. lmao that paint was so bright red! dun forget joe the turtle! we saved his life! derek and samantha erikson. BRANDON WHERE DO U LIVE?! isn't it strange? u hear a phone ring and it could be anyone.. SHUT UP KEIFER! jeff the dog butcher's life! oh we were studying very hard when we wrote that! lol canada day wuz hilarious. lol "goodbye pants, helloooo thong!" remember our late nite walk home from eve's? lol we almost left jeff behind at the horses n we didn't even notice! n then how we're like let's go to my room n he didn't come lol bob the builder with hot dogs! yummilicious! we have somethin to tell u zach, it's about ur stick ;) U. Row. Floor. Now. OLD WOMAN! WHO PEED IN THE POOL?! holdin hands, pretendin tah kiss! geeez... so many memories! let's keep em comin! and hey next time we gotta make sure she dun eat us ok? lol u know wut i'm talkin bout!!! hmmm.. i like those lil easter eggs! eatin cake at a picnic bench and i get the lil spoon, man it was hard tah eat that! jAyWaLkErS let's go play in the sandbox ;) lol sorry bout makin our locker lose it's sacredness... i'd do it again too! and yeah i'mma keep grabbin ur ass! RIP ROW! i'll get buried with u! we won't even part at death! haha straddling u and writin on ur boob! <3
Jeff: I'll assume the position if u promise to frisk me! Ur my muffin! lol i'll always remember the first thing i ever said to u "u & i r gettin married tomorrow ok?" that wuz great. i think that should be a pickup line. (but we're married now! hooray for virtaul weddings!) n from then u n i got a lot closer (probly by talkin on the phone with crystal eh? even though half the time i left tah sneeze) n well.. u know where it went from there ;) "elope" lol ur neva gonna forget that word r ya? here's a new one "orgasmanate" ur a sexi beast ;) can't wait til we get the pimp mobile so we can have kinky sex in the back while meg drives to go pick up aaron. that's gonna be great eh? hooray for kinky sex! lol! but seriously, thanks for bein there for me, bein the only person who KNEW i wuz cryin in the back40 n for carin bout me when it seems like nobody else duz. oh yea find ur hat! "don't drink n drive u mite spill ur drink!" "Hi! Love ur fiance, Row!" lol u didn't even know my name...but i love ya neways hun! like seriously A LOT! i just wish i could see you more... it's really hard not being able to be with you when sometimes the only thing i need in the world is you... i know you think i'm weird as hell and i probly am but no matter what I say I'll always love you hun and never forget that... my love, you're all i ever want, just you
Meg: *nazi salute* HILE PENIS! *sings Dutchland Dutchland* Let's get out of this pickle and get a cucumber! We only fight about the best way outta the pickle. But, we "comprimse" with "I say we eat a hole in the pickle, drop down to the cucumber and ride the cucumber to the banana!" A pickle is really a cucumber y'know. Let's do some pickling experiments meg. Does a dick melt into a pussy? We stick it in for a week, don't take it out and we stee! (STEEEE!) Then it turns into a kitty! (if that happened, I'd toe rape him!!) And remember, I added this stuff "first thing later". PUTTHEMON! Hitchhike with some farmers, if he says, "wut's in it for me?" well.. u know wut i'd do! Tortilla sex! Quinn, I'd like a piece of that fine lady friend! lmao! that pic.. hahahaha umm yeah u n i go way back. well to grade 8 lol. but i still remember everything we've dun. we gotta go get the pimp mobile and spread the word of jeebus! (i still have the bible, we gotta finish it) SD 4 lyfe! n u know ur the one who made me love strawberries! ;) chicken fried rice! i'm walkin away from all the troubles in my life i'm walkin away to find a better day. u know wut would make this so much worse? if u said i'm sorry officer i didn't know wut i wuz doin i'm a lil drunk at the moment! hard de hard dick! i wanna orgasmanate dammit! bluggy blug! balls balls balls (a whole page full!) rice in a bag rice in a hag feed it to chris a. u got rice in a fag! The Adventures of DildoMan (Iain) and friends! SuperKitty! Queen Welfare and RepoMan! Marmalade Spread! Parasuco Chick! Kohut the Kokonut! BarneyBoy! JeebusPenis! scanned boobs! lmao! god.. squishy! neways i love ya my big boned sex machine fine lady friend! we're attached at the pussy! same sex marriage to the girl u got in major shit with, visitin ur parents sayin look who's talkin now bitch?! n dun forget... I'M GONNA HAVE HIS BABIES! that bad boy can't dance his way out of a cardboard box! i put it on full screen and stare at his crock! stee the crock? thass my husband! now thass a sexy bitch right there! i wanna grow old with you...
Erin: dude, we're nutz u know that? we've had so much fun it's fuckin crazy! that permanent marker.. lol that musta killed so many brain cells. and i almost fell down the stairs at trinity! "u know wut'd be weird? if jeff was rite behind us!" n there he is! "my frist wish is life in mcdonalds and eat big maces old day loge." man we laughed for so long. *tear* NEVER drink austrailian sherry ever again. that stuff tasted so bad. do u feel the hahaha'z? i know i do! well even wit all the drunken not remembering anything, i still got tah love ya cuz ur such a sweetie poo ya bum! lol u rock hun! scissors r friggin dirty! but not as bad as my friggin microphone! dude i'm afraid tah use it after we made that video! lmao too bad we didn't get it like awesome and soundin really real.. that gives me an idea ;)it's exercise! :O WHERE?! there! *points at mailbox*
Crystal: heeeeey! lmao we're crazy! stayin up all nite watchin movies. HIS FIRST BONER! droolin over orlando bloom, johnny depp & colin farrell. or humpin in the pool. lmao! that pic is gonna be hilarious. "i like to be kissed on my neck!" that wuz a lotta glitter. i think i sparkled for 3 days after that. but it wuz tons of fun. n we should do it like a million times! lol remember the mountain dew/coke at my birthday? wut a waste! n all the gooey makeup and war paint. *tear* great times. especially all the candle wax i got to clean up! i think there's still some there! "lite as a feather, stiff as a board" i swear it wuz workin on beth! HOLD ON A SEC I HAVETA SNEEZE! lol *grabs hockey stick and looks down, crossing eyes* dododo mustache! *whoosh puck goes into net* huh? LOL LALIME! Captain Ronald and the McNuggets! i'mma sell the sens on that new logo.. u just watch! neways, i love ya chickie n i hope we keep up the craziness all thru high school n beyond in TORONTO! btw, who DIDN'T pee in the pool?
Eve: i love myself i want u to love me when i feel down i want u above me *humping motion* i search myself i want u to find me i forget myself i want u to remind me i dun want nebody else when i think about u i touch myself! lmao. rum & coke or should i say "coke with sugar in it" lmao and beer & lemonade too! that wuz tons of alcohol.. i dun remember much! cept that orlando is a sexy bitch! ORLANDO KISSING THAT BUM! shoulda been me.. or maybe u.. well maybe me.. lol! outside in the rain, bein kicked in the nono area by ur brother, playin the sims n makin sexy sexy legolas, rearrangin ur basement... u'd think we'd have dun it all but there's so much in store! i'm feeling rather.. nookish! the nicole haters club.. still gotta start on that website! n man.. florean's a bastard. i love ya munchie (oh oh i remember that too!) ok.. so let's get it straight u kissed me? ah well i kissed u back so y'know it's all good. i stripped for u too and rolled around going it burns us! lol i'm weird... WOOHOO! and i leave u with these words.. legomyass, dildo bag-gins, pimpin, bondagemir.. heck lord of the rings is dirty!
Ashley: Heya babe! It's great hangin out wit ya n talkin n stuff. yay all our classes were so fun! business.. lmao that wuz great. damn lesbian bitch messin up our social lives. but it wuz sweet tah meet u cuz hey ur like the best! lol go ashley go ashley.. let's keep bein friends all thru high school n havin lotsa fun n everythin! wooooooooohooooooooooo! and let's hope i don't have a locker next to shane wilson! ur a great friend u know that? remember the whole "jimmy" ordeal? that wuz crappppppy! i wanna kick im in the.... beanbags! lol and at the amc i gave u that funky hug n then let go n sat down n ur like omg row i haven't hugged u in so long come hug me! lol that wuz great!
Dan: Hey, we've kinda been driftin apart ever since... well let's not talk bout that! But i still love ya like a brother n i miss seein u all the time! it's sad how goin to different schools can make friendships die isn't it? but thass alrite cuz we got the magical internet tah keep in touch! woohoo! n u & cookie r goin strong! lmao cookies n cream! we have too many memories tah write down.. so i'll just say that kessen sucks! and leave it at that!
Brian: Hey! Wow it's so weird not hearin u sing the fuck suck duck song all the time when we're hangin out by the portables and havin Mrs. Cheliak yell at u. lol. i miss u! y couldn't u come to west dammit? it sucks without u, u know that? we used tah be so close n now it's like i dunno it just sucks. so let's fix that ok? SIMDIM! to:who from:us! lmao! new years.. that rocked! remember in the middle of the street u were singin christina aguilera songs? lmao! *picks up phone* hello? *puts down phone* lmao when u were outside and we're like umm brian? lol! i luv ya bri n we're gonna go tah the same college rite? RITE!
Sarah: GO OILERS! lol that wuz the best day. we gotta start hangin out more outside of school. my birthday ain't enough! so ya still a sens fan? or have u converted to the better half? lol i'm j/k! well maybe not but i respect ur umm sensfanness? lol we'll c each other more next year at least we better or i'll be really mad!
Ishrah: i miss u hun! we haven't seen each other yet this summer! i know we've been thru rough times but u know i still luv ya rite? it's great havin u on my bus.. we're crazy n it's fun. but next year'll be better without my freakin sister! lol remember how we used tah bug shane? that wuz so fun! n in french class we'd always sit there talkin tah chris knapp.. lol and zach would always hit on us! great times we've had... i won't forget em netime soon 4 sure! so here's to another year of annoyin the hell outta ppl and playin truth or dare in class! oh yeah! "y r u guys so close?!" "wut r u talkin bout (chairs pressed up against each other)" lmao math class wuz the best!
Aiesha: our year wuz nuts.. we started out becomin practically best friends n hangin out constantly and then that fite came.. man i'm still sorry bout that. u shouldn't blame urself completely alrite? but we can put that behind us and get back tah the good times! dilweed! runnin in the street to sasha's at like 9.. n my tube top fell down! lmao that sucked! OMG remember when we went tah greg's? lol and he made us let the frog go! that wuz sad. and those horses.. god they were scary! we should start hangin out again. we had some really good times chillin at ur house.
Grace: hey u! god it's been 4ever since i talked to u. i haven't seen u since canada day! it's so hard wit u goin to earl n all. i really miss u! lol i still remember the first time we met! we were talkin bout ppl like likin each other or somethin rite? lol it's so weird how things turn out. but y'know ur still one of my really good friends! no matter how little i talk to ya. we should try n c each other more often this year!
Virginia: ORGASM!!! sittin on ur lap in science class... lotsa hugs. ur my pillow! :D lol awwww i loves you sweetie poo! OMG EDWARD NORTON!!!! lol death to smoochy.. the best movie EVER! especially when he takes his shirt off! omg the haaaat! the pants the pants! ooooooooo the shirt! omg the ass yummy the ass! AND THE DICK! holy shit! lol that wuz great. we're men in tight *TIGHT* tights. the ring ain't scary y'know? man that wuz hilarious. so damn predictable. we gotta have more sleepovers like that! up til like i forget when matchmakin.. muahahaha! n nobody got "bob" let's call him or jeff. good job for us! we gotta rent american history x.. IF THEY FUCKIN LET US!!! DAMN BLOCKBUSTER BASTARDS!!! oooo baby. so yea let's hope we have some more classes together. maybe then we can waste all of math class again or draw all over ur feet in dance! wooooohooooo! luv ya chickie! virgin! ya? lmao *said in german accent* OrLaNdO *said in sexy accent* lol remember seein how many guys'd check us out in the car and that one's like :O lmao! and that website... oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boy! "if someone did that to me i'd just kill him, i'd stab him 78 times, carve numbers into his chest, gauge out his eyes, but that's me!" "and that whole thing bout actin like a man jesus i knew exactly what you wanted me to do it was like we were dancin marty! we did it! we fucking did it! i know you're feeling a little bit of anger cause you started to care about old aaron but hey i mean love hurts! i'm just kiddin with ya bud!" "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW!?" "Oh sorry, I'm Roy!" drunken johnny depp! "but WHY is the rum gone?!" stupid bitch kissin my man.. how dare she! holdin hands, lookin at u and goin "DAMMIT!"
Casey: blame canada they're not even a real country anyway! lol we never really talk that much but thass alrite ur still awesome. canada day wuz cool. i hadn't seen u in forever! i like (lick) Canada! that chick singing wuz really annoyin eh? but i hope tah c u when i go tah ur party (let's hope i can!) cuz yea it'll be cool! woohoo!
Heather, Rhonda, Kim and Kelsey (my old Colorado chickies): OMG i miss u all so much! movin musta been the saddest day of my life. leavin u all behind was so hard n i'm still not over it. but maybe i'll come visit someday eh? somehow we'll c each other again. u guys gave me some of the best years of my life. n i'll never forget everythin u've dun for me. wish i coulda finished at least grade 6 at jenkins n stayed with y'all a lil longer but i didn't have much choice. so u should know i luv ya all ok? someday we'll all go back n meet.. *tear* it'll be great!
Kate: awwwww muffin! lol first u complain that we're too far apart "u call urselves a couple?!" n then now ur like ewwwww ur too close.. geeeeeeeez make up ur mind! it wuz cool havin u in all those classes like yea u know wut i wuz in! lol n we had lotsa fun like in french. lol instead of workin on our assignments we'd sit there talkin. madame moore like HATED us. oh well. man i was hungover at trinity that one day! lmao that wuz hilarious eh? yea.. well let's hope we have another great year in grade 10!
Lydia: Heyyyy! Lossssssssahhhhh! lol the pinecone! man, i miss all the times we had hun it wuz so great all those sleepovers we had, stayin up late writin funnie songs (which i still have all of btw!) experimentin with frappuccinos in my blender! eatin nutella lol! those guys checkin us out on ur road when we were lookin at the ground n our asses were stickin out and he's like retarded. especially when they drove around AGAIN so they could look again! lmao! halloween.. lol me bein pippi longstocking and no1 knowin n u as adam gregory's cowgirl! we gotta get tahgether again sometime soon. just cuz u go tah trinity dun mean we shouldn't hang out nemore! luv ya chickie!
Johan: Hey there my fuck buddy! lmao! i miss ya! it sucks how u go tah earl n all. we gotta hang out sometime. EvilBabyJeebus AKA Jeebus Penis. Always hard nipples! Lol! not starin at my boobs at trinity eh? we'll c bout that!
Willy: Hey! Wow it's so weird how 2 people can become friends so fast. We only started talkin like wut? a month ago? somethin like that! espin actually found someone good for once! :O i'm in shock! but yea it's like ur my friggin double (personality wise of course, we don't look very alike!) so it's great talkin to ya! woohooo lotr rules!!!! (SCREW EVERYONE WHO THINKS I'M A NERD!) LORD OF THE RINGS IS AWESOME!!!!! omg two towers! sweet ass shit! i think we should see who can watch it the most heh heh heh. lol! n thanks for all the help u've given me and probly will continue to give with LOTP! cuz otherwise there'd be no lines such as "i'll be the 6 and u be the 9" and "no! it's not worth your virginity that you already lost!" lmao! ur like.. a brick wall! and the earth and a lighter.. ur full of gas! lol! what else can we compare u to? ur weird in ur lil sorta stoned state.. in fact a lil creepy! woohoo anyways ur my 2nd husband (backup as u call it! but backups r ppl u promise to marry if ur not married by a certain age!)luv ya!
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