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Les: I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time,
Stan and Kyle: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation,
Les: Going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind,
Cartman: Ample parking day or night, people sparling howdy neighbor,
Les: Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind,
Kenny: I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with a big vagina,
Les: So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine.
Come Home
Randy: The little lamb lost in the great big world, run away, by the streets, so cold,
Gerald: Please come home, Kyle. You left home looking for something new, but all you need is right here waiting for you,
Parents: Run away come home, we love you just as you are, run away come home, we're sorry things came this far.
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Underpants Gnomes Song
We want underpants today, all day,
Search for underpants, today,
We want stuff untill we have underpants,
Yum Yum Yummy Yum Yay,
Time to go to work, work all day,
Search for underpants today,
We want stuff untill we have underpants,
Yum Yum Yummy Yum Yay.
The OFFICIAL club (dun look unless u actually know wut it is!) Uncle Fucka
Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka..
You're a cock sucking, ass licking, Uncle Fucka..
You're an Uncle Fucka, yes it's true..
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
Shut YOUR fucking face, Uncle Fucka..
You're the one that fucked your uncle, Uncle Fucka..
You don't eat or sleep, or mow the lawn..
Just fuck your uncle all day long!
[farting] Hmm.. [more farting] hahahaha!
Canadian Man: What's going on hyah?
[more farting]
Fucka Fucka, Uncle Fucka Uncle Fucka Uncla Fucka..
Shut your fucking face, Uncle Fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, Uncle Fucka!
You're an Uncle Fucka, I must say..
You fucked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle fucka, thats U, N, C, L, E, fuck, you
Uncle Fuckaaaaaaa.. suck my balls.
It's Easy, M'kay
There are times when you get suckered in..
By Drugs and Alcohol, and sex with women, m'kay
But it's when you do these things too much..
That you become an addict, and must get back in touch
You can do it, it's all up to you, m'kay..
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan, and very soon you will say..
It's easy, m'kay!
Step one: instead of 'ass' say 'buns',
like 'kiss my buns', or 'you're a buns-hole!'
Step two: instead of 'shit' say 'poo',
as in 'bull poo, 'poo head' and 'the poo is cold'
Step three: with 'bitch' drop the T,
cos 'bich' is Latin for Generousity
Step four, don't say 'fuck' anymore,
cos 'fuck' is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word 'm'kay'!
We can do it, it's all up to us, m'kay! [m'kay!]
With a little plan we can change our lives today [you can change it today!]
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say..
It's easy, m'kay!
Step one: instead of 'ass' say 'buns',
like 'kiss my buns', or 'you're a buns-hole!'
Step two: instead of 'shit' say 'poo',
as in 'bull poo, 'poo head' and 'the poo is cold'
Step three: with 'bitch' drop the T,
cos 'bich' is Latin for Generousity
Step four, don't say 'fuck' anymore,
cos 'fuck' is the worst word that you can say..
'Fuck' is the worst work that you can say..
We shouldn't say 'fuck', no we shouldn't say 'Fuck'
Fuck nooooo!
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say..
It's easy, m'kay! [it's easy, m'kay]
It's easy, m'kay! [it's easy, m'kay]
It's easy, m'kaaaaaaaaaaaay!
[kids start laughing]
..m'kay! ..m'kay ..m'kay!
A lonely Jew on Christmas
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
cos there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.
Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Lekeesh..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the fuck is up
With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
I'd be merry, but i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.
Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..
Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a Stylin' Jew..
It'd a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
Getting Gay with Kids choir song pt.1
Doo-doo-doo, da-da-do-do-wow!
There's a place that is magical and full of rain
But now it needs help because it is in pain
Protecting the earth is a mighty big chore
We're spreading awareness like never before!
Getting Gay with Kids is here
To spread the word, and bring you cheer
Lets save the rainforest, whaddaya say?
Being an activist is totally gay.
Someday if we work hard boys and girls..
There'll be nothing but rainforests covering the entire world..
Getting Gay with Kids is here
To spread the word, and bring you cheer
Getting Gay with Kids is here
Lets save the rainforest, it's totally gay
It's totally gay.
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Kyle's mom is a bitch!
Weeeeeelllllll Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, she's a bitch to all the boys and girls, Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday and Saturday she's a bitch, Then On Sunday just to be different she's a super king Kamayamaya, Biotch! Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She a mean old bitch, and she has stupid hair, she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, 'cos she's a stupid bitch, Kyle's mom's a bitch and she's just a dirty bitch, Kyle's mom is a Biiiiiiiiiitcha!!!!
Blame Canada
Sheila: Times have changed, our kids are getting worse..
They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the Government? Or Blame Society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
All: No, Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With all their beaty little eyes, their flapping heads so full of lies!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, It's Canada's Fault!
Sharon: Don't blame me, for my son Stan..
He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to join the clan!
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf..
But now when he sees me, he tells me to fuck myself!
All: Well? Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along..
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway.
Mrs. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true..
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a Barbecue.
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the Doctors who allowed him to expire?
All: Heck no, Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With their hockey hullabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray, too!
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada..
For, the smut we must stop.. the trash we must smash..
The laugher and fun.. must all be undone..
We must blame them.. and cause a fuss..
before somebody thinks of blaming us!
What would Brian Boitano do?
What would Brian Boitano do..
if he was here right now?
He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through..
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
When Brian Boitano was in the Olympics
Skating for the gold..
He did two Salchows and a Triple-Lutz
While wearing a blindfold..
When Brian Boitano was in the Alps
Fighting Grizzly Bears..
He used his magical fire breath
And saved the maidens fair..
So what would Brian Boitano do..
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two..
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
All I wants this V-Chip out of me, it has censored my vocabulary..
And I just want my mom to stop fighting everyone..
For Wendy I'll be an activist too, cos that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
What would Brian Boitano do?
He'd call all the kids in town
And tell them to unite for truth..
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
When Brian Boitano travelled through time
To the year 3010..
He fought the Evil Robot King
and saved the Human Race again
And when Brian Boitano built the pyramids
He beat up Kublah Khan..
Cos Brian Boitano doesn't take shit
from a-ny-bo-dy!
Lets get all the kids together..
And unite to stop our moms!
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too..
Cos that's what Brian Boitano'd do!
And we'll save Terrance and Phillip too..
Cos that's what Brian Boitano'd do...
That's what Brian Boitano'd do!
Sexual Harassment Panda
Performed by Petey, the Sexual Harassment Panda
And, who lives in peace near the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Who teaches harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
Do do this, don't touch there..
Don't say that says the silly old bear!
He's come to teach you what's right and wrong..
Sexual Harassment, Panda!
I hate you guys
I hate you guys. ¤harmonica¤
You guys are assholes. ¤harmonica¤
Especially Kenny.. ¤harmonica¤
I hate him the most. ¤harmonica¤
Poopin' outside ¤harmonica¤
Making soft-serve ice cream for my friends ¤harmonica¤
Especially Kenny. ¤harmonica¤
Getting Gay with Kids choir song pt.2
Doo-doo-doo, da-da-do-do-wow!
There's a place called the rainforest that truly sucks ass
Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast
You say 'save the rainforest', but what do you know?
You've never been to the rainforest before!
Getting Gay with Kids is here
To tell you things you might not like to hear
You only fight these causes 'cos caring sells
All you activists can go fuck yourselves.
Someday if we work hard boys and girls..
There'll be no more rainforests left in the entire world..
Getting Gay with Kids is here
To spread the word, and bring you cheer
Getting Gay with Kids is here
Lets knock down the rainforest, whaddaya say?
It's totally gay, It's totally gay!
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